May 2013
me: i'm so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
saddeer:
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
No you sherlockians can not be called Holmies for...
thoughtlessclown:
missnothingface:
itsjimmyfromscienceclassubitch:
antiquatedeyes:
missnothingface:
thoughtlessclown:
High Five*
And if I catch you in here again I will blast your tag with Jimmy pics! BE AFRAID!
I will post every damn pornshop with no shame.
Omg I think I’d die laughing… Seriously. That would be the single greatest thing ever.
seriously lets do it next time...
theselener:
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
mollyiswideawake:
the-eleventh-blog:
iwanty0ubleeders:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
thordoftherings:
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
rabioheab:
grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
ladisfuck:
So can black gingers eat soul food?
“To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”
– Kurt Cobain (via onlinecounsellingcollege) (via manicstreetpreach)
holocaustincarlile:
i hate it when you think someone’s cute but no one you know thinks theyre cute so you’re just sufFERING ALONE
mermaidsandmisandry:
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
