me: i'm so lonely
me: leave me alone
saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
No you sherlockians can not be called Holmies for...
thoughtlessclown: missnothingface: itsjimmyfromscienceclassubitch: antiquatedeyes: missnothingface: thoughtlessclown: High Five* And if I catch you in here again I will blast your tag with Jimmy pics! BE AFRAID! I will post every damn pornshop with no shame. Omg I think I’d die laughing… Seriously. That would be the single greatest thing ever. seriously lets do it next time...
theselener: when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
thordoftherings: unnecessary sex scenes in movies unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
rabioheab: grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
ladisfuck: So can black gingers eat soul food?
To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.– Kurt Cobain (via onlinecounsellingcollege) (via manicstreetpreach)
holocaustincarlile: i hate it when you think someone’s cute but no one you know thinks theyre cute so you’re just sufFERING ALONE
mermaidsandmisandry: dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.